If you watch BBC3's Russel Howard's Good's News, then you properly remember the Inbetweener's actor turned comic Doc Brown rap about his passion for Tea. If you don't then check this out.I can imagine getting mad about my afternoon Earl Grey, don't know about getting this passionate though.
''I don't know what fuck I was thinking, I let you in my house as a friend in my kitchen. You offered to make tea naturally I said yes, your my quest. So I Toke the offer gracefully, but then what I see made my heart burst, you only gone and put the fucking milk in first''